KimJongUnFitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	835717
Mines Excavated:	4599	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9405	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Animals Bred:	38

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	5511
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4792	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	77	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4093	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Zombie Dances:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2657	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	142