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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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