Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9368
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3398	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Votes:	5519	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	243	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	99
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun