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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
