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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
