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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7462 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
