KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4719
Emeralds Found:	2234	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Potions Brewed:	69
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	8107
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3