KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Star Shards Collected: 191 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

    Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

    Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

    Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyBunnyLand

    CraftyBunnyLand
    Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

    Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

    VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

    Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

    But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 137 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

    Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Farms Harvested: 635

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

    DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 395764 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

    AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!
    Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

    Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

    Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

    Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

    CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

    HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!
    Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

    Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

    Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

    Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters, epic battles, and mind-blowing landscapes.

    Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm, battling it out with Acheron and his colorful minions, and experiencing a moment among the stars where destiny is inherently unjust. And that’s not all – our current character banners feature Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, while our light cone banners offer Nihility and Abundance.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet Robin, the 5* Physical Harmony master, and Boothill, the 5* Physical Hunt champion. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR for exclusive rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover hidden tools and resources in the depths of our virtual world. Let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dimension Hops: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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