KidnappedSisLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9634

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Emeralds Found:	572
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	769	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	4910
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1950
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Emeralds Found:	986	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.