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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8410 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3934 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!