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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2695 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1213 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!