OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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