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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?
join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).
plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!
