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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7545 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?
join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).
plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!
