Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2575

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Farms Harvested:	809	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	820
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimension Hops:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	14666
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9578

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8417	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.