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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	2712	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	661	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	2656
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	6032
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8412	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	6921

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1241
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	988493
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297
Buildings Constructed:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6634

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!