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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

# | BlizzardMC Hey there! Looking for an amazing Factions experience? Well, look no further! BlizzardMC is the new upcoming Factions Server for the crossplay competitive scene! > **__Unique Features__** * Custom Base Layouts! * EclipticZone (Darkzone with a twist) * Custom Spawners * Superb Staff Team > __**PvP Features**__* 50+ Custom Enchants * Bosses & GKits * Custom Armor & Weapons with Custom Abilities. * Masks, Pets and Armor Crystals! * Daily KOTHs, Hourly Envoys! # $600 SC Payouts Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/uRnfwe6ZQT Trailer: https://youtu.be/kBJYnQJq4LA

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	177
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4112
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	8928
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	196

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	6953	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	29672	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.