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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Star Shards Collected:	242

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Are you interested in the ultimate online semi-vanilla survival experience? Then ProtectorsCraft is for you! ProtectorsCraft is a server based solely on providing the best Semi-Vanilla experience. It’s online 24/7, with up to 100 players. Best thing? It’s crossplay compatible with both bedrock and Java platforms! Since our creation in early 2020, we have steadily built our server around the needs and feedback of our community, and now we are inviting you to be part of our adventure.Server IP [1.13-1.20.4]: play.protectorscraft.us Server IP (Bedrock) [1.20.40 – 1.20.51]: play.protectorscraft.us:19132 Website: http://protectorscraft.us/ Discord: http://protectorscraft.us/discord Server Commands: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/commands Player Tiers: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/ranks/tiers Owner: KaludiSome features our survival server comes with: Home & Claim System, Warp System, TPA System, Economy System, Unique And Custom Made Player Tier System, Seamless Custom Made Bedrock and JAVA Inventory, and Vote Reward System Player tiers go from Coal Rank, all the way to Netherite Rank. Seamless Custom Made Bedrock Forms For Bedrock Players, And Custom Made Inventory Menus For JAVA Players, Vote Reward System, Very friendly Community, Staff and Owner, who is always listening to feedback and working on updates!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”