KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mines Excavated:	1966
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4488
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fumikos Haven Network

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Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Potions Brewed:	167
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1734	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ores Mined:	4910	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.