KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	928020
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoobMaster69

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Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Buildings Constructed:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WanderWild SMP

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A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchantments Applied:	246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ores Mined:	6051
Crops Grown:	5980	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StopSignDropMom

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.