KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SableCraft Revived

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
New Chunks Explored:	778621	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DryNetwork

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hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

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Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	3903
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Buildings Constructed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NostalgicCraft2016

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Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	5675	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Last Moments Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AGELIMC

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Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.