KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

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Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyQuarantineSkills

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Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SableCraft Revived

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DryNetwork

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hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	132	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

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Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NostalgicCraft2016

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Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Buildings Constructed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chariz

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Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Animals Bred:	54
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Emeralds Found:	4291

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	4245
Animals Bred:	186	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!