KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tax Haven Havoc

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1977	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	187
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	517347
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6680
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3489	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	5628
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	6493

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!