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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3908 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1103 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.