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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7680 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
Potions Brewed: | 104 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.