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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9580 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 190 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.