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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3340 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Votes: | 3248 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!
2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!
3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.
4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!