Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8082
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5195	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	857
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	742
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Magic Items Found:	6244	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.