Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1533

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4290
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3728	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2983	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.