Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Crops Grown:	4053
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	148	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	1525	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Potions Brewed:	95
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	3888	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.