JUST SURVIVAL)
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7833 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2323 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 904 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
