Just Another Generic SMP Server with a Vanilla Twist and a Hint of Hermitcraft, Only the Cool Kids Allowed

Just Another Generic SMP Server with a Vanilla Twist and a Hint of Hermitcraft, Only the Cool Kids Allowed

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type Vanilla Whitelisted
Player Base Diverse player base from across the globe
Season Season 2
Update 1.21 update
Communication Simple Voicechat
Discord Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question Answer
Is this server modded? No, our server is Vanilla Whitelisted and free from any cheats or mods.
How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the #whitelist channel.
Is there a limit on the number of players? Yes, we have a whitelist to maintain a positive community. However, we review applications regularly.
How can I communicate with other players? We have Simple Voicechat available on the server for easy communication with other players.
Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and welcoming environment for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord before joining.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

    Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

    NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Crops Grown: 8054 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

    Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 417 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 New Chunks Explored: 306932
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Animals Bred: 175
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

    Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

    Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

    So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

    Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

    And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 176 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

    Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Crops Grown: 2964 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 12961 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3325
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 357 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

    NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 434 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

    Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in
    Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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