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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6220

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	2662	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4061
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6199
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	97/100	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5