Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Crops Grown:	5184

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	800532	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	656
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5088
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2