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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6481 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.