| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 160413 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4369 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3185 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4271 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2801 | Enchantments Applied: | 115 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8697 |
| Potions Brewed: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
