| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 840 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 359 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
