Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience something truly epic and mind-blowing? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Picture this: Triple H, yes THE Triple H, has decided to take a break from wrestling and instead focus on changing the course of joshi history in Minecraft. That’s right, he’s building his own joshi wrestling empire in the virtual world! Join our server and witness Triple H’s epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so hardcore and intense? So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this legendary journey!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Alien Abductions: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Love Letters Sent: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

    Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

    Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

    Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

    Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 55

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Towns Built: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 9145
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 523
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/chemical-plant-blast-video/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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