Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Welcome to the Barnyard!

A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:

Mod Description
Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics
Alex’s Mobs – New mobs for added gameplay
Get in the Bucket – Allows players to get in buckets for transportation
Farmer’s Delight – Adds new farming mechanics and crops
Tinker’s Construct – Introduces new tools and weapons

We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?

A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magic Items Found: 1662
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    Updated September 28, 2024

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    Rating: 4.3 / 5
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    Updated September 28, 2024

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    Rating: 4.4 / 5
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
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    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
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    Updated September 28, 2024

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    Updated September 28, 2024

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
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    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
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