Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

Adventure, alcoholfree, border expansion, buildathons, camaraderie, Community Events, discord server, end fight, Explore, financial pressure, gear up, geriatric, hobbits, Join, Journey, lotteries, Lounge, Mature Players, Minecraft, Players, pure Minecraft experience, Realm, semidelusional, shopping district, smooth server performance, smp, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
No Donations Needed	We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
Whitelisted Security	Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
Dynmap Navigation	Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: Are there any donation requirements?

A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: How do I navigate the server world?

A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

CraftyHIVHeroes

aid pause, antiretroviral therapy, CraftyHIVHeroes, disease prevention, emergency response, funding, global health, health policy, Healthcare, HIV treatment, hiv/aids, international aid, life saving, medical guidelines, medication, patient care, public health, Spells, treatment access, united states, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hiv treatment center and save lives while playin blocks! we got potions dat make u invincible against zombies and creepers, so u can focus on savin da world! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits out diamonds instead of spit! come join da fun and be a hero in dis crazy blocky world!

Willow Bark Painkillers

adaptation, Animal Behavior, aspirin, Bark, beavers, biology, Chew, ecology, Environment, folklore, Forest, hard workers, ingredients, Myth, natural remedy, Nature, painkillers, teeth, wildlife, Willow, willow bark

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	755447

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF WILLOW BARK. WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEAVERS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEY’RE ALWAYS HIGH ON ASPIRIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT BEAVERS WOULD BE JEALOUS OF.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE. IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? YOLO, BABY!

What is the IP for kettletoro Minecraft Server?

genshin, genshin impact, kettletoro, Mavuika, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Kettletoro is a talented musician and producer known for their unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a background in sound engineering and a passion for pushing boundaries in music production, Kettletoro has gained a loyal following for their innovative and genre-defying sound. Collaborating with various artists and creating their own solo projects, Kettletoro continues to make waves in the music industry with their dynamic and experimental approach to music-making.

Crafttomuck

#addons, admins, Application Process, build focused, Community, Crafttomuck, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, gaming district, Hangout, ISLAND, Lag, Modded, rules, shopping district, Skyblock, tps, Website, World Map

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars! We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack. We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes. We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future. We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars!
We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack.
We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes.
We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future.
We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the Crafttomuck server?

You can join by applying on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and joining our Discord community.

2. What mods are included in the modpack for Crafttomuck?

You can find the modpack for our server on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

3. What is the gameplay like on the Survival SMP server?

Our Survival SMP server is focused on building and community interactions. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to explore and enjoy.

4. Can I test machines and build in Creative mode on the server?

Yes, our Creative server allows players to test machines and build in creative mode using the same modpack as the Survival server.

5. How can I see the world map of the SMP server?

You can view the world map of the SMP server at map.crafttomuck.com.

6. How can I contribute to the Crafttomuck community?

We welcome players to apply with effort in their applications and to read the rules before joining. We look forward to seeing new faces in our community!

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, battle scenes, Character development, character growth, Climax, Epic, episodes, FANTASY, Fight monsters, Hero’s Journey, pacing, plot progression, plot twists, Quest, resolution, Storyline, Supernatural powers, training arc, wait time

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11

Bro, forget about waiting for those boring training arcs! Join our Minecraft server and jump straight into epic battles with monsters! No need to waste time on filler episodes, just grab your sword and start slaying those creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality! Don’t be a noob, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures ever!

SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront

beneficiaries, Caretaker, Confrontation, equal splits, executor, family, fess up, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, life changing, MONEY, Poa, Probate, Resentment, Secrets, Siblings, SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront, sister, Will

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as your sister hiding inheritance money? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and secrets just like you wish your sister would do!

We promise an experience so thrilling, you’ll feel like you’re confronting your sister about her sneaky schemes in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to spill the beans to your siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold as you navigate through twists and turns just like the ones in your family probate situation. Who knows, you might even walk away with a life-changing amount of virtual money! Join now and let the chaos begin!

LifeHacksMC SMP

LifeHacksMC, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Potions Brewed:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	4963	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	3051

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	845
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	155

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	863	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4603
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Votes:	3966
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).