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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4865 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 8847 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
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