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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6440 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6797 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 766 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
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