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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1581 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2453 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
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