Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyNameBattles

BabyNameBattles, blended families, child development, child naming, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family decision-making, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, Family Support, Family Therapy, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, naming a baby, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at its peak? Join us for a wild ride of blended families, unresolved issues, and a baby without a name! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family dynamic.

Witness the chaos as siblings from different parents struggle to bond, parents try to navigate the complexities of blended families, and a baby on the way without a name in sight. Will the kids ever come together to name the new addition to the family? Only time will tell on our server.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

BlockyMoans, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to hear the sweet sounds of creepers exploding in the distance while you’re getting it on with your virtual blocky crush. Trust us, nothing gets the blood pumping like the adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie horde while also trying to survive in the bedroom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who died from laughter after accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your fetish needs!

Whether you’re into building giant statues of pickles or roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your unique tastes – in fact, we encourage it!

Join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, maybe your fetish for building intricate rollercoasters out of melons stems from a past life as a fruitarian astronaut. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!

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so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.

also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nature Scene Oasis

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are you tired of staring at boring video backgrounds that make you feel like you wanna take a nap? well, come join our minecraft server where the backgrounds are so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!

our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FrostSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, Minecraft SMP Earth Cross-Play Nation Discord Multiplayer Survival PvP Roleplay Community Sandbox Adventure Building Exploration Java Bedrock Mods Minigames Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome To FrostSMP! A Cross-Play Earth SMP Where You Can Either Start Or Join A Nation!* What Are You Waiting For? Join Us Today!

Discord Server: https://dsc.gg/frostmc

* Note: If You Wanna Create A Nation, You Need To Join Our Discord Server And Register It.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2111	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrystalHeartSmp

Adventure, Builder, Community, CrystalHeartSmp, Discord, Diverse, Economy, Experience, Explorer, facebook, Friends, Gaming, instagram, invite, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, Season, Server, social media, Survival, twitter

Mark your calendars and gather your fellow adventurers. This is your chance to carve your path in the Crystal Heart universe from day one! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a budding explorer, there’s something for everyone in our diverse and welcoming community.

Stay Connected: crystalheartsmp.uk.to:25812

Discord: Join our Discord server https://discord.gg/2cHQQjZx for updates and to connect with other players. Social Media: Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook [insert handles] for sneak peeks and community highlights. Spread the word, invite your friends, and let’s make this season of Crystal Heart SMP the best one yet! See you on August 5th for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Armorstands, blockbuilding, bone blocks, boomer, diamonds, Discord, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Fun, germany, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Intel i9-9900k, MEGABASES, Minecrafters, No Warps, NVMe SSD, Paper, Player Shops, recolor glass, Server26, silent mobs, smp, unite, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Rules

For a detailed list of rules, visit https://server26.net/rules

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+ only?	Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or benefits.
Are there warps or teleport commands?	No, there are no warps or teleport commands available.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What plugins are used on the server?	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops, and other minor datapacks and tweaks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old amenities? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Amen Break – the most epic drum break in music history. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to sick beats, it’s like a rave in the mines!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted items for those who can find it. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in glitter – now that’s a show worth watching!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft disco king!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1737

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical Bacon Sword, and dance parties in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep named Sir Fluffington. He’s got all the gossip on who’s building secret bases and who’s hoarding all the emeralds. Plus, he gives out free hugs to all new players (just watch out for his wool allergies).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own statue made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some ring a ding baby Minecraft madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	123	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server

Cancelling, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, Empathy, family, flexibility, Girlfriend, love, Minecraft, perspective, Priorities, relationships, rescheduling, sacrifice, self-care, Server, Support, Understanding, weekend away, WeekendWarriors

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball like a cancer diagnosis and you need to be there for your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?

So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1876
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WaterWarsMC

Animals, AQUIFER, chickens, country neighborhood, garden, good well, low yield wells, neighbors, newer homes, Obnoxious, Ranchers, rooster operation, Roosters, suburban, Turkeys, Usa, Water, water use, WaterWarsMC, well company, well dried up, well/septic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a watermelon in a desert! Join us and experience the thrill of cutting off your neighbors from using your virtual water supply.

Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?

But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?

Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FavFictCharMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you crazy adventurers out there! Join us and embark on epic quests with your favorite fictitious characters, like Spongebob Squarepants, Batman, and even the Teletubbies!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. And rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GeriatricGaming

Adventure, bucket list, CONTENT, Exploring, family time, fulfilled, gardening, GeriatricGaming, grandchildren, Happy, hobbies, learning, leisure time, Peaceful, reading, Relaxation, Reminiscing, Retirement, travel, volunteering

Are you tired of boring retirement homes and endless games of bingo? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for senior citizens to let loose and have some fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy building competitions, and maybe even a little virtual romance with other golden oldies. Who needs retirement when you can spend your golden years mining diamonds and battling creepers? So ditch the rocking chair and grab your pickaxe, because life begins at respawn on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	2377	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezbollahRaidMCServer

airstrike, Assassination, Beirut, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, HezbollahRaidMCServer, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Radwan force, Report, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than IDF vs Hezbollah! our chief admin, Ibrahim Aqil, is like a legendary warrior who leads the Radwan Force in epic battles against creepers and zombies. join us and be part of the most intense minecraft wars ever seen! come on, who needs real life drama when u can have this kind of action in minecraft? join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	6043
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	452984	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!