Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyConspiracies

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

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so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.