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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9491 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Mines Excavated: | 2593 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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