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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1667 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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