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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2117 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 6063 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?