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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7782 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?