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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7392 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 167 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?